What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why are there so many illegal Haitians in Ohio? They can't walk here. Democrats flew them here to cause chaos and crime in Ohio.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Can you tell me a depressing story?

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are some lesser-known facts about Bollywood and the Indian film industry? Are there any insider secrets that only those in the industry would know? How reliable are these claims?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do some men like older women?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do some guys treat girls so badly?